Cpt. Davidson by VikingEagle

Level 1:
Seasoned Marksman
W:

Master:

Story: Davidson may treat himself and his work too seriously, but even he has a soft spot for amusing paint jobs.

Explanation:

Store Greeting (Pre-Purchase): "Captain Davidson reporting."
Purchase: "Awaiting new orders, Commander."
Store Greeting (Post-Purchase): "Channel open."
Ready: "Goliath Online."
Move 1: "Acknowledged H.Q."
Move 2: "Nav-Com locked."
Move 3: "Confirmed."
Move 4: "Target designated."
Move 5: "Data received, TACCOM."
Attack 1: "Engaging."
Attack 2: "Lethal force authorized."
Attack 3: "Weapon systems engaged."
Attack 4: "Target locked."
Attack 5: "Weapons hot."
Yes 1: "Com-link online."
Yes 2: "Go ahead, TACCOM."
Pissed 1: "...Oh, right, the joke thing...Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
Pissed 2: "Zerg, Protoss, Rebels; they all look the same to the targeting system, so why should they look any different to me?"
Pissed 3: "...Duke may have been an intolerant hard-***, but at least he never poked us."
Pissed 4: "MilSpec E.D.209. on, OCP approved, Directive 4 engaged."
Pissed 5: "People may call me a robot, but it takes a very serious man to operate a 12 foot tall death machine with a laser *****."
Pissed 6: "If more people in this sector took theirs jobs seriously, we wouldn't have to let people like Sgt. Hammer drive Siege Tanks. Hell, I'd just settle for someone who won't try to grab my ***."
Pissed 7: "You'd think a brutal dictatorship would have better recruitment standards. I can't even walk 2 seconds through a base without hearing a banjo."
Pissed 8: "I'd join the Rebels, but from just looking at Raynor, I can tell it would just be more of the same. I mean, I can actually SEE the booze coming of him. And don't even get me started on Tychus..."
Pissed 9: "(Sigh)...I wish the UED would have won..."
Kill 1: "Hostile target eliminated."
Kill 2: "Tango down."
Kill 3: "Target pacified, continuing mission."
Assist Thanks: "Kill confirmed, H.Q."
Objective Complete 1: "Objective complete, moving to next target."
Objective Complete 2: "Target destroyed, acquiring new target."
Help Me 1: "Assistance required."
Help Me 2: "Reinforcements requested."
Help Ally: "Friendly under fire."
Healed 1: "Healing Received."
Healed 2: "Repairs complete, returning to mission."
Respawn 1: "All systems back online, returning to battlefield."
Respawn 2: "System functional."
Kill Enemy: "High value target marked."
Destroy Fort: "Destroy this entrenchment."
Defend Fort: "Defend this base."
Attack Here: "Focus offensive here."
Capture Mercenaries: "Capture these assets."