Level 1:
Health Master: Regeneration globes Kim Jong Un gathers increase health regeneration by 0.5% each up to 20%.
Quest: After gathering 40 regeneration globes, Kim Jong Un's health is increased by 10%
Mana master: Regeneration globes Kim Jong Un gathers increase mana regeneration by 0.5% each up to 20%.
Quest: After gathering 40 regeneration globes, Kim Jong Un's mana pool is increased by 10%
Probability Master: Regeneration globes Kim Jong Un gathers increase
I Told You It Woyks! probability by 0.5% each up to 20% maximum.
Quest: After gathering 40 regeneration globes, Kim Jong Un's army installs a spy balloon, with a cheap version of iPhone taped to it, enabling Kim Jong Un to see farther permanently.
Level 4:
Moar Nucalar Assault: Detonated nuclear missile from the
Nucalar Assault leaves a fallout zone behind, that slowly kills enemies in it over 6 seconds.
Moar Nucalar Mines: Detonated nuclear mine from the
Nucalar Mines! leaves a fallout zone behind, that slowly kills enemies in it over 6 seconds.
Moar Nucalar Army: For as long as
Nucalar Army is nearby, friendly minions and mercenaries hit 10% harder and are 10% harder to hit.
Level 7:
Espionage: A small zone on the map is successfully disconnected briefly from any outside information. Any enemy minion or mercenary or structure currently in the zone will just stand still for 10 seconds, even while being attacked. Doesn't work on bosses nor on core nor on heroes. Will work on Gazlowe's gadgets though and on hero minions. Cooldown: 30 seconds.
Hack the internet: Kim Jong Un hacks the internet! Enemy heroes have their map blank for 10 seconds and cannot ping! Cooldown: 30 seconds.
Propaganda: Kim Jong Un can convert enemy minion or mercenary or gadget to change sides and fight for Kim Jong Un now! Cooldown: 30 seconds.
Level 10:
Nucalar Unicorn!: See heroic abilities above
I Eat It!: See heroic abilities above
Level 13:
Guided Missiles: The spy balloon being released with the cheap version of iPhone taped to it, nuclear missiles can follow a target now if targeted on an enemy unit.
Guided Mines: The spy balloon being released with the cheap version of iPhone taped to it, nuclear mines can see enemies approach and can start following the closest enemy in range on guided skateboards at 150% speed! The skateboard fails after 10 seconds for no apparent reason, though, leaving some duct tape behind.
Spy Balloon: Kim Jong Un can release his own spy balloon. This enables him to fly over obstacles briefly while having a spy balloon in his hand. The spy balloon explodes inexplicably after 2 seconds though... Cooldown: 12 seconds.
Level 17:
Resistant:
Quest: If Kim Jong Un hasn't died so far at all, he will be granted a 20% mana pool size increase permanently.
Resistance is futile:
Quest: If Kim Jong Un hasn't killed any enemy hero so far, he will be granted his own spy balloon with a cheap version of iPhone taped to it! Kim Jong Un has 10% more probability now to hit something with nuclear missiles!
Respect Mah Autoritah!:
Quest: If Kim Jong Un died at least once so far, he will be granted his own spy balloon with a cheap version of iPhone taped to it! Friendly heroes are more inspired beside Kim Jong Un and his personal spy balloon with a cheap version of iPhone taped to it! Any friendly player near Kim Jong Un and his spy balloon with a cheap version of iPhone taped to it has
Unstoppable now for as long as near Kim Jong Un! No, it's not because they're afraid of being executed! It's because Kim Jong Un with a spy balloon with a cheap version of iPhone taped to it is awesome!
Level 20:
H-bomb unicorn!:
Nucalar Unicorn! becomes
H-bomb unicorn. Detonation of the missile unicorn carries in his *** is doubled in power!
Food Testers: Kim Jong Un has "volunteers" now to test
I Eat It! before issued to Kim Jong Un. No more misshaps with
I Eat It!
Guided Skateboard: Kim Jong Un, having his own spy balloon with a cheap version of iPhone taped to it now, is granted a guided skateboard that increases speed by 50%. Skateboard inexplicably fails leaving duct tape behind after 10 seconds though. It takes 30 seconds to deliver another guided skateboard to the front. Cooldown: 30 seconds.
Permanent *** Missile: Kim Jong Un has a permanent nuclear missile now up his fat ***. His run speed is permanently increased by 10%!
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