Pyrocynical by furynator

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Pyrocynical

By: furynator
Last Updated: Jan 2, 2018
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Pyrocynical

You Tube sensation

A gay furry you tube clone of leafyishere has found his gay *** way in the nexus. He has valid information from NFKRZ that his arch nemesis, the maltesers man, Stomedy, has reincarnated as a chocolate bar in the fields of battle. Now in his greatest time of adrevenue he turns to heroes of the storm.

Combat Trait

1
Cringe
Pyrocynical uses cringe instead of mana. Whenever he is attacked by a creep he gains 2 cringe. Whenever he receives damage from an ability of an enemy hero he gains 5 cringe. The more times he gets hit by the same ability he gains 30% more cringe. This lasts for 7 seconds and then resets.

Every 2 seconds he passively gains 4 cringe
Cringe starts from 0/100

Primary Abilities

1
It's just a prank bro
Mask the health of an friendly hero to look like the hero has 15% left. Also increases damage done by 10%. This lasts 10 seconds

Cringe required: 30
CD: 5 seconds
2
Clickbait Cancer
The ancient Buddhist monk traditon of clickbait thumbnails was passed down to pyrocynical. All nearby enemy heroes are forced to attack pyrocynical, using auto attacks and their first ability. Pyrocynical gains a shield equall to 35% of his max hp. This lasts for 3 seconds

Cringe required:30
CD: 6 seconds
3
Skin Insanity
Pyrocynical changes the 3d model of an enemy hero to a random skin of that hero. The hero seeing what he could have but doesn't becaause he is a white priviliged sexist pig gets triggered and gains clinical depression. For this duration the enemy deals 15% less damage and pyrocynical gains 20% more cringe from that here. This lasts 5 seconds

Cringe required: 45
CD: 7 seconds

Heroic Abilities

1
Release the DOGE
Pyrocynical releases the ultimate stale meme from his furry dungeon. The Doge. The staleness of the mem incapacitates the enemy heroes, stunnig them for 3 seconds and after that reduces their movement speed by 30% for 1.5 seconds

Cringe required: 90
CD: 100 seconds
2
1000 Degree Knife challenge
Pyrocynical Charges towards a targeted enemy hero and roots him in place for 5 seconds. The rooted hero is unable to do anything. If pyrocynical is not interrupted, killed or stunned will deal 1000 damage to that hero.

Cringe required: 100
CD: 150 sconds

Talents (To be honest he has none but whatever)

Level 1

Staged Prank: Decrease the amount of Cringe for IJAP required to 20

Politically incorrect: Passive. Feminists get triggered when they see pyrocynical. Pyrocynical gains 1 cringe every second when he is near a female hero

P-90 asiimov: When using SI the enemy is revealed for 10 seconds

Health injections: Increase the effectivness of these drugs on the street called ''health orbs'' by 30%

Level 4



Stage 4 Cancer: Reduce the CD of CC to 4 seconds

Cringe Overload: Gain 5% more cringe from Cringe trait

Git Gud: Whenever you kill a newb increase your spped by 25%

Social Experiment Gone Wrong: Make HP of IJAP look 10%



Level 7 Talents
Thicc Legs: Increase your movement speed by 15%

MLG Compilations: Increase your max cringe to 150

New Overwatch Video: Increase the amount of shield of CC to 50%

Prank Gone Sexual: Increase the damage of IJAP to 20%

Level 10 Talents

Release the Doge

1000 Degree Knife Challenge

Level 13 Talents

Skin Scam: The new skin makes the player even more mad for not having the skin thus decreasing the damage they do by an additional 10%

Dr/ Loser: This talent does absolutely nothing. Deal with it!

Did someone say MEEEEMES? Pyrocynical now gains 8 cringe per second

Mah name Jeff: Reveal the true identity of a random friendly minion as Jeff. Give ti 300% more health and damage

. Cooldown of this ability is the first three numbers of Big Smokes order

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SekeChan | July 28, 2017 6:43am
GOOD JOB!
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