Intro - Greeting Medivh:
Fallshadow: "Is that you, Med'an?"
Medivh: "Who is this Med'an?"
Medivh: "Strange... I feel like I know you from somewhere"
Fallshadow: "Does the name Med'an remind you of anyone?"
Intro - Greeting Sgt.Hammer:
Hammer: "Are you trying to tell me they call flinging corpses a siege device?"
Fallshadow: "Pray you don't become one."
Intro - Greeting Brightwing:
Fallshadow: "How are you canon and I'm not?"
Brightwing: "ooh, stinky friend uses strange words!"
Brightwing: "Eww, friend smell bad!"
Fallshadow: "Why wasn't this thing retconned..."
Intro-Greeting Murky:
Fallshadow: "Eugh, fish guts."
Murky: *angry fish noises*
Murky: *Fish noises*
Fallshadow: "Only thing harder to clean than blood is fish guts. Else you would be the first thing flung at them."
Joke 1: "What do you wish of me?"
Joke 2: "Do you WANT to lose a finger?"
Joke 3: "Do you not know who I am? I am Stasia Fallshadow. I successfully kidnapped Med'an, future guar... What do you mean that never happened?!"
Joke 4: "When other characters get retconned, they come back from the grave. When I get retconned, I get shoved into a meat wagon. Real fair, blizzard."
Joke 5: "That fool Khadgar is guardian now? No wonder HE didn't get kidnapped, waste of effort."
Joke 6: "Graverobbing isn't a crime if you're only... borrowing the corpse."
Joke 7: "I miss being alive. I DON'T miss being able to smell, though."
Joke 8: "Demon Spaceships, dragons disguised as gnomes, alternative universes... Huh. Suddenly I don't mind being retconned."
Joke 9: "No, I don't need to be oiled. Blood is much easier to obtain."
Joke 10: "*Clanking noises* "Oh no, a screw's loose! Quick, someone tighten it! *More clanking noises* "AH, IM FALLING APART!" *Yet more clanking noises* "Oh wait, that's how i sound normally."
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